[Michelle Rodriguez] All That Glitters..

Gacked from Ambar

Leave a ship here that I know, any ship (canon or AU, realized or unrealized, RP), and I will tell you my opinion on:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
[The Kill Point] Mr. Wolf

Why chirp when you can TWEET! :P

  • 09:12 @leximun Uh oh, who? #
  • 09:17 @rogueapprentice Yes, but that's okay, we <3 you. :P #
  • 10:11 @leximun ....GLEE!!! Oh, and btw, Castle will be talking to Alexis about a certain...found item. >.> <.< LOL #
  • 11:13 @leximun He's already done it. :P *points at Alexis's blackberry* ;p #
  • 12:09 @leximun @rogueapprentice Thank you, dahling, I'm made of fail today. Will cease to fail after stupid auntie visit is over. X| #
  • 12:17 @rogueapprentice Bored? BORED? Castle says how can you be bored when HE'S around?!?! *facepalms at arrogant little shit of a muse* #
  • 14:57 I don't CARE if you're Bill Pardy, you're not going to live in the village. #h&m #savemefrommybrain #
  • 16:06 I wonder...how many of Hercules' labors could @OldSpice perform?... #
  • 16:50 @OldSpice, I think I love you. Marry me? #oldspicemangroupie #toohotinheretonotbegoofy #
  • 22:39 When your brain children start quoting Weird Al lyrics at their daughter, it's time to get help. #heartsandminds #musefail #
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[The Kill Point] Mr. Wolf

Why chirp when you can TWEET! :P

  • 09:11 @ladyofbrileith Yah. That's far more entertaining. ;p #
  • 09:12 @rogueapprentice *pets you* *sends Castle to annoy the power into turning back on* ;p #
  • 10:27 @DonnieWahlberg TWUGS!!!! :D #
  • 10:55 Dear Castle: Learn to share or else I'll dress Beckett in burlap.. Other people need sex/conversation/equal fucking time. Love, Your Mun :P #
  • 11:18 @rogueapprentice These two need to learn some manners. Srsly. *nodnodnod* ;D #
  • 14:41 @oldspice If astronauts & cavemen were having a war, which side would you join to ensure their dominating victory? #
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[The Kill Point] Mr. Wolf

Why chirp when you can TWEET! :P

  • 10:08 @ChellyBean79 Honey. *BIG FAT HUGS* I is writing for you today? I know I keep saying that, but... #
  • 13:04 Aaaaaaand once again, Monday is fired. FIRED. #
  • 13:30 @ladyofbrileith @rogueapprentice AND SHE DON'T KNOW IT, BUT HER FEET SHOW IT, THEY'RE LONGFELLOWS...okay, no more corny. Promise. ;p #
  • 13:41 @rogueapprentice CASTLE DOES NOT WANT TO BE A CULLEN KTHX. BUT BECKETT CAN TOTES BE BELLA AND HE WILL BE JACOB AND KILL EDWARD DEMMING KTHX. #
  • 14:04 @rogueapprentice Castle strikes a dramatic pose and declares, on bended knee, that Kate is his own personal brand of heroin. #
  • 14:05 @rogueapprentice And if he's going to go down this road, he'll go with a bang, and SPARKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • 14:23 @rogueapprentice SHE IS SO DAZZLED SHE CAN'T COMPREHEND ANY OF IT. \o/ #
  • 14:56 @rogueapprentice Castle is TERRIBLY amused by that. :P #
  • 21:01 @ladyofbrileith CARNIVALE FTW. Somewhere in my brain there's a Ben. Sadly, no not!Samuel. Boo. LOL #
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[The Kill Point] Mr. Wolf

Why chirp when you can TWEET! :P

  • 23:55 Today's lesson: this world would be a better fucking place if I wasn't in it. #
  • 09:34 Bad night, no sleep...some coffee, a chocolate chip muffin, and some music later, I feel a weensy bit better. #
  • 09:35 Thanks, everyone...sorry I went off, but srsly, y'all are gonna make me cry. I fucking love you guys. ;p #
  • 09:41 @kaylamds @rogueapprentice *pounce**cling**tackle**DOGPILE!!* ;) #
  • 12:30 @rogueapprentice Extra glitter...they need EXTRA glitter. :P #
  • 12:37 @rogueapprentice Castle says fuck that, he's not a sparkly goddamn vampire. He's Jacob, 'cause at least the werewolves are believable. :P #
  • 12:41 @rogueapprentice Castle won't make her read it. He thinks TWILIGHT is drivel. :P #
  • 12:55 @rogueapprentice And heeeee knows it. :P #
  • 12:57 @rogueapprentice No, I don't think so! OMG SHE HAS TO TELL HIM SOMETIME #
  • 14:30 Random nostalgic #FF: @rudycoby because he IS the coolest magician on earth!! :p #
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[The Kill Point] Mr. Wolf

Why chirp when you can TWEET! :P

  • 09:31 @ChellyBean79 What was, wha happen? #
  • 11:21 @leximun We...are talking about what to do with them. :P And WHEE!!! :D #
  • 11:46 @leximun Gimme a call, more likely to find me. Not sure if I'm going home or to auntie's, and she never lets me online. Boo. #
  • 13:11 @rogueapprentice @leximun She's...gonna make Castle do it? LOL #
  • 13:25 @rogueapprentice @leximun Like hell! He says his daugher can't know he's boffing her roomie/strong female role model! #
  • 13:25 @rogueapprentice @leximun Alexis can only know he FANTASIZES about boffing her. That's safe. Yup...don't ask me, the muse is INSANE. #
  • 13:32 @rogueapprentice @leximun Eventually he'll tell her they're dating...eventually. Sans reference to angry monkey sex all over the hotel room. #
  • 13:46 @leximun @rogueapprentice Yes, but Rick wishes to preserve the illusion that he's a thoughtful, considerate, totally NOT obvious dad. :P #
  • 14:05 @leximun @rogueapprentice Castle isn't listening to you. He's a damn fine actor, so neener. :P #
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[The Kill Point] Mr. Wolf

Why chirp when you can TWEET! :P

  • 09:08 @gwape INORITE?!?!?! And I think so, yuss. He needs to do more than flirt with Jen. :P #
  • 10:00 @rogueapprentice Castle says you're most welcome. Now let's get Beckett naked, shall we? #
  • 13:35 @CJMarsicano ...okay, that one was fu-NNY. :P #
  • 17:06 Okay: 5.9 magnitude earthquake, epicenter just south of Palm Desert. I live...dizzily. Who's got the anti-verts?... #
  • 17:07 @levarburton It was actually 5.9. Not that it matters, it's all enough to make you go YIPE!! :P #
  • 22:04 @ChellyBean79 *GASP* NO YOU DID NOT TELL ME, YOU BAD GIRL. *CLUTCHES* #
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